Apologies to people who follow me on various social media thingies, as you may have seen these already. I don’t know whether this is original but I do rather like it:
A Brief History of Modernity 1. Liberté, égalité, fraternité! 2. Workers of the world, unite! 3. Learn to code.
— the dead author (@thedeadauthor) September 12, 2014
And, on the same lines, these may or may not be the authentic musings of a teenage girl, but they still made me smile anyway: